Company: "Hey, it's me".
Federer: "Me who?
Company: "You know me - me. From the ahem Stroller company."
Federer: "Oh, yeah. Hi. The strollers we bought are doing VERY well".
Company: "Good to know. But we have a request: Can you please avoid eating 'red' meat till further notice?"
Federer: "But why. I am having such tremendous success with the non-vegetarian diet. I have momentum, confidence, conviction, decent blood pressure and cholesterol".
Company: "The reason is this: The meat is so severely tainted with salmonella that it is becoming too 'obvious' that you may fall 'sick'." Besides, pathetic rants from some basement lunatic are not helping."
Federer: "Can I at least eat it in France?".
Company: "Yeah, that's fine - so far".