ATP is introducing following changes @ tennis stadiums:
Ben Gay will be complimentary @ the ticket gate.
Vaseline will be available - on request.
'Complication' from ingesting too many beans will be encouraged.
Anyone over 75 is allowed to have sex.
Hospital bed with IV and the works will now be allowed.
On the spot surgeries will be permitted.
Burial arrangement AND plots will be part of the stadium compound.