One clown @ Rogers Cup was so freaking fat that when he bent over to do his job the gut was so close to the freaking court that he could very well have ‘stood’ on his tummy.

I mean, there’s a reason you have a Royal box @ Wimbledon with good looking fit celebrities invited to ‘appear’. Since the whole freaking world is watching, you want your best to show up thereby adding prestige and ‘weight’ to your event.

Ever seen country contingent @ Olympics headed by out of shape clowns?

Shouldn’t the same freaking rationale apply here? Think hiring models as ball girls @ Paris Masters or Madrid(?) makes a difference? Sure it does. And that’s when the regular kids are not bad at all.

Imagine how great it would be to replace REAL bad with REAL good. If you can pay those model girls you CAN pay regular fit people – forget models. And if that’s where you think you are saving money because fat people demand less, you are surely missing marbles – and money.

And that’s just the starting point. Next up? Fat freaking players – specially @ WTA. Think that could help the sport’s image – somewhat?