What advice will Federer, Nadal and Djokovic give to self when they were say 20 years old?

Federer:

Hire this 'looks like she will be insanely fat one day' lady as a manager - with privileges - and NOTHING more.

Switch to two-handed backhand after just the first meeting - which was a straight set loss - with Nadal. Heck, before the first meeting.

Hire Annconda as coach - and stay with him.

Zero exhos, appearances etc.

Marry Wawrinka.

Nadal:

Exclusively focus on Slams AND just one (two?) tune up tournament leading up to them. Reason: Compensate for the grueling style of play to attain longevity.

Improve serve from day ONE.

Negotiate a contract with parents to not divorce until the career is over - in exchange for a luxurious senior living facility.

Learn how to lie - with credibility.

Djokovic:

Hire Becker from day ONE.

Produce the kid before marriage - with Ivanovic - earlier so the stability factor (marriage) can kick in sooner to boost career.

Find real parents or at least the father sooner.

Comments

[alex]

TP why do you hate Mirka soooo much? It is not a crime for ladies to be fat (IMHO) especially she has 4 kids already.
On the other hand, I think you are so jealous of her for she is sleeping with the one who likes the one you love (i.e. Wawrinka).
TP I think you are secretly in love of Wawa that is why you give Federer such a hard time here and gives his wife an equal share.

I think so.
If you ban me now, I have no regrets for speaking my mind.